![]() Summer: Oh my god, my parents are so loud, I want to die. Rick: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time? Summer: Or maybe you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something. I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I'm going to puke.īeth: Morty, are you getting sick? (Morty lifts his head, clearly exhausted,Īnd wipes food from his face) I told you not to practice-kiss the living room Summer: Oh my God, his head is in his food. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer? (Morty falls asleep at the table, smashing his face into his plate) Jerry: I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. Y-you know what, Mo- (falls asleep and begins snoring) Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive. Rick: You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Rick: (Rick lands the cruiser in an open desert he opens the door and tumbles out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles) We'll park it right here, Morty. Rick: (at the same time) Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it? (pushes Morty) What are you, crazy? Alright, alright, Morty. dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world! ![]() ![]() I-I’m, I’m, I’m not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb. Morty: I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy! (starts kicking Rick's face while grabbing the wheel) I'm put-I’m, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin’. Rick: Get off of me, Morty! (they begin to talk over each other) (jumps up on Rick and starts fighting with him over control of the wheel) Morty: (unbuckles his seatbelt) That's it. She, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. (throws empty bottle into the backseat) Let's forget the girl altogether. Rick: You know what, Morty? You're right. Morty: I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou. Sh-sh-she- she, she, she's all for you, Morty. Rick: You-you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. Y-you don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. (spills alcohol down his shirt) You don't got. Rick: I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Morty: No, you can't! (shoves Rick away) Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But-but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity! I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam. Rick: (puts an arm around Morty’s shoulders) When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica. ![]() Rick: We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. I had- I had to- I had to make a bomb, Morty. flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage. Rick: (Rick drives through the night sky) What do you think of this. Rick: We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Morty: Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard! (pulls Morty out of his bed and into the hall) (drags Morty by the ankle) Come on, hurry up. Rick: (spills alcohol on Morty's bed) Come on, I got a surprise for you. Morty: (rubs his eyes) What, Rick? What’s going on? Rick: (stumbles in drunkenly, and turns on the lights) Morty! You gotta come on.
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